THE NOKIA 1100
​The indestructible beast
The STORY
"Nokia 1100 is not only the best, its a
BEAST."
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Lunched in 2003, Nokia 1100 became the world best selling phone handset. "Oh yeh , we knew it."
And also the world's best selling consumer electronic device too.
"Holy mother of god, that isn't possible. "
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​The reason why this phone became so popular is due to its MODERN Features:
•It can make calls. "Holy Jesus, what's that? A call feature OMG!"
•It can send SMS "What's a SMS? Suck my Sushi? SMD is better"
•It has Alarm clock. "Oooo, My phone has a Alarmed Cock, I mean clock'
•It can set reminders. "iPhone users got that feature on June 6, 2011"
•It has that badass Snake game. "Pixelated Snake eating pixels game"
•It has a torch light. "Helps to lose virginity in dark nights"
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• It was dust proof and Non-Slippery . "That's what she said."
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•Other features include calculator and stopwatch.
"That's​ Not Funny, Nokia is the BEST."
"Yo Nokia SO hard, that it survives NUKE blast."
According to thetrozone.com,
'It has a genius screen which could actually flicker when someone called you, during ringtone playbacks, I mean. This is what I call great engineering. (The Retina Display in iPhone 4 is just another thing).'
​"No need of disco when I have a Nokia 1100 in my Pocket."
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Some site Even referred this phone to some of the hardest nuts.
by nuts means those which we eat.
FUN Facts:
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Mobs while preparation buy Nokia 1100.
Its said that it can even break the Buildings. - Kollywood's "THE IMPOSSIBLE MAN" -Rajnikant, once tried to destroy the phone. Though it was unsuccessful, he lost his hairs too.
- Nokia can also be used as the best bulletproof material.
- Nokia 1100 is also used to ramp the Tanks to the carriers.